Pretzels? Yes please!

It has been officially one year since we have derooted our lives in the Garden State and repotted ourselves in the Golden State. Charlie and I promised each other that we would give California a real try and stay here at least a year. Here we are, November 2011, and I cannot quite express just how fast time went. As a kid you always hear that “time flies” and of course you never quite understand it. But lately I literally have to stop myself from saying those exact words because, how dare I be so trite.

But damn… time flies…

eekkk!! my trusty Civic finally hit 100,000 miles

Does me saying that mean I’m no longer a kid? Perhaps my fantastically amazing boyfriend and I’s new quest of making the perfectly amazing pretzel will add some youth back into our lives.

(apparently the title of this post should be “Adjectives? Yes please!”)

I have gathered a lot of information from being alive for 24 years and something that I now know for sure is that life is always better if you work for yourself. Information I have not gathered in my 24 years however, is how to make that happen. So for the sake of making this new focus of life easier to tackle, I picked something I know, for sure, that I have passion in.


Clearly! The answer to most questions is always food.

What will make me feel happy right now? Food.

What will make me feel worse right now? Food.

What is the purpose of life? Food.

What do you want a side of? More Food.

But you can’t just choose food and suddenly be set. As with most things, you need to find a nitch and it is clear to me that Californian’s love to try new things. Well let’s show them something new then!

Amish style soft pretzels is our best idea so far.

Ok so, idea, done. What’s next?

Perfecting a recipe, mass producing and making millions and millions of dollars and goodbye america!!

But before then, here’s how our new adventure in the kitchen is going and let me tell you, sit back, relax and bear with us because it’s going to be more of a slow, frustrating journey. Below is the recipe and instructions we followed and I’ve added some notes of some of the things along the way that may have impacted our outcome or changes we have made.

Pretzels (Round one)

Dough (adapted from Alton Brown’s Homemade Soft Pretzels)

  • 1 1/2 cups warm water
  • 1 tablespoon sugar
  • 2 teaspoons kosher salt
  • 1 package active dry yeast
  • 4 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 ounces unsalted butter, melted
  • Vegetable oil, for pan
  • 10 cups water
  • 2/3 cup baking soda
  • 1 large egg yolk beaten with 1 tablespoon water

First you combine the warm water, sugar and yeast in a large bowl and let that sit for five minutes. Then you add the flour and butter, mix together and then knead to create the dough. This is where the use of a KitcheAid mixer would be the proper thing to do. However, we don’t have one, so we get down and dirty in the sticky. (Ahem.. gift idea!!)

Our iddy biddy kitchen =)

*Perhaps another gift idea!!*

Place the dough in a bowl that has been oiled and allow it to rise for approximately one hour.

Now in the DePasquale-Sanclemente household we of course left, went shopping, and left the dough for over 3 hours. If this is one of our mess ups, we will be sure to not do this a second time. Maybe.

After the dough has risen, divide the dough into 8 pieces and roll them into long ropes about the thickness of your finger. Add the 10 cups of water and baking soda to a saucepan and bring to a boil.

Arrange the ropes into pretzel shapes (ha, easier said then done.) Dip pretzel into boiling water for about 30 seconds and place onto a parchment lined baking sheet. Brush each pretzel with egg wash mixture and sprinkle with salt. Bake in preheated 450°F oven for about 12-14 minutes.

The 8 divided pieces produced way too thick of ropes for our liking so we cut those pieces in half. We tried all different thicknesses and lengths to see what we liked best. Thin and long is most reminiscent of home. We tried different lengths of time in the baking soda mixture and are not decided on which length of time is perfect. Because the mixture made the pretzels wet, we tried drying them on towels before baking and found that made the outer layer a little bit more crunchy. The egg wash was nixed immediatly because that weird green color of cooked eggs was appearing on the bottom of the pretzels. It seemed the outsides were cooking faster than the middle so we turned the oven down to 400°F and the pretzels were cooking more evenly.

Even though to pretzels were just so-so, Lover Boy and I ate about all of them before I could even snag a photo.

Some thoughts for Round Two:

  • We both agreed that the dough was not perfect. It needed to be a little bit sweeter.
  • We had used salted butter instead of unsalted and will change that next time. (Probably why the sweetness was not perfect)
  • Only let the dough rise for an hour.
  • Will mess more with the length of time in the baking soda bath.
  • Eat less and share with neighbors =)

Please tell us your thoughts and feelings about our adventure. Maybe you have an old pretzel recipe that we just have to try or you just think we’re crazy… Let me know!!


One Comment on “Pretzels? Yes please!”

  1. Tess says:

    errr, yes, share with thy neighbors is correct.

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